The Shit Series | Part 3
The Shit Series | Part 2: FROM Post 51 TO Post 75

Post number #51:
That’s the best damn shit that ever happened
This post is about me feeling clearly very optimistic, as I was thinking “election day has finally arrived and Hilary will cruise along”… Wrong!
Style: Italic calligraphy.
MATERIALS
→ 3mm and 1.5mm Brause broad nib
→ Walnut ink

Post number #52:
shitism
This post is about my feelings after learning the news from the US elections. “I can’t believe that we are going to put up with Trump’s SHITISM for the next 4 years”.
Style: Brush pen calligraphy
Model: Julia Sturn
MATERIALS
→ Daiso brush pen

Post number #53:
bored shitless
Style: Brush pen calligraphy.
MATERIALS
→ Pentel Aquash Brush Pen

Post number #54:
dumb as dog shit
This post is about making a statement of what I consider my calligraphy philosophy: “Learn the rules like a pro, so you can break them like an artist” Pablo Picasso.
Style: Modern Copperplate calligraphy
MATERIALS
→ Pilot Parallel Pen 6mm
→ Liquid watercolours.

Post number #55:
SHEEEEIT
This post is about me feeling extremely happy having my last five calligraphy workshops of 2016 sold out!
Style: Copperplate calligraphy.
MATERIALS
→ Nikko G pointed flexible pen
→ Walnut ink

Post number #56:
have a shit hot xmas
Sometimes you seek for inspirations, and other times inspiration finds you. Nearly a year ago, my partner and I were driving to Lakes Entrace and we bumped into a huge message on the side of the road. We stopped the car and I took a couple of photographs.
I didn’t know that I was just a few weeks away from starting “The Shit Series”, neither that I was going to end up writing 50+ posts about it.
Style: Fraktur calligraphy.
MATERIALS
→ 3mm Brause broad nib
→ Liquid watercolours

Post number #57:
You can’t spell for shit
Style: Copperplate calligraphy
MATERIALS
→ Nikko G pointed flexible nib
→ Walnut ink
→ Liquid watercolours

Post number #58:
SHITTIE
Last week I was revisiting my post number 52 (Shitism) and I asked my studio buddy Chloe if there was a grammatical rule to determined when a word ends on “ie” or “y”… Normal questions that arise after almost sixty posts on the same subject.
Chloe told me that the standard way to say it, in this case, was “shitty”… So I redid my post and sent it to Das Automat to get a t-shirt for myself for Christmas!
Chloe also told me about the meaning of shittie. Google it if you, like me, have no idea what is this about… It cannot get any classier!
Style: Copperplate calligraphy.
MATERIALS
→ Nikko G pointed flexible nib
→ Walnut ink
→ Liquid watercolours

Post number #59:
shitting bricks
This post is literally me freaking out as I almost missed a really important appointment in my life. Great news coming up in the next months!
Style: Hand lettering.
MATERIALS
→ Bamboo pen
→ Liquid watercolours
→ Canson Watercolour paper 300gsm

Post number #60:
I DO HAVE TIME FOR THIS SHIT
This quote is inspired by the great and generous Nicole Phillips @typographher and her recent blog post about my Shit Series. You can check it out here.
Style: Neuland calligraphy.
MATERIALS
→ Bamboo pen
→ Walnut ink
→ Liquid watercolours

Post number #61:
THE SHITTER
A Caganer — or “the shitter” — is a small figurine of a person squatting down with lowered pants shitting. They have been around since the 17th century and can often be found hiding in an obscure corner of a Nativity scene.
The figurines originally became popular among farmers who believed that the caganer’s “offerings” would make the soil rich and productive for the coming year.
The “Association of Friends of the Caganer” states that the figures were meant to add “a human side to the representation of the mystery of Christmas.”
Wikipedia also mentions how the Caganer might represent “the equality of all people” because “everyone defecates”. . Nowadays, young children in Catalonia still play a Where’s-Waldo-like game that involves searching for the Caganer in the nativity scene arrangement. You can read more about it here.
Style: Brush pen calligraphy.
MATERIALS
→ Tombow brush pen

Post number #62:
WHAT A LOG OF SHIT
The “Caga tió” is a Christmas log that shits presents and is sold all over Catalonia in supermarkets and Christmas markets. The Christmas log is a tree stump standing on stick legs with a very happy painted face. It is “fed” sweets and candy, pampered and cared for by children starting from the 8th December, and ending on Christmas Eve on 24th December.
On that night, the Caga Tió log is put very close to the fireplace. The children sing the “Caga Tió” song to get the log to “poo” some presents. The song ends with a final load cry of “Caga Tió!” which is the imperative tense of the verb “shit log!!”
Generally, the presents pooped out by the log are candy, sweets and maybe a few gifts. The bulk of Christmas presents for children in Spain are delivered on 6th January by the Three Kings on Kings Day (6th January), not by Santa on Christmas Day.
Style: Brush pen calligraphy.
MATERIALS
→ Faber Castell brush pens

Post number #63:
SORTING MY SHIT OUT
My Christmas celebrations in Australia consists of spending quality time with my partner.
Rob and I usually leave Melbourne and spend the Christmas break on our own. We prepare Bloody Mary drinks every morning and reflect on how the year went for both of us. I am a big fan of mapping out our calendar year and setting our goals.
This post is about being back at the office today feeling great, cleaning my desk, backing up my files and sorting my shit out.
Style: Script brush pen calligraphy.
MATERIALS
→ Pentel Sign Brush Pen

Post number #64:
THIS SHIT IS IMPORTANT TO ME
Working on personal projects is very important to me. Today I spent my day at Rotson Studios having fun on my own. I always try to keep a balance between client work and self-generated projects: it keeps me happy and sane.
Style: Script brush pen calligraphy.
MATERIALS
→ Pentel Touch Sign Brush Pen

Post number #65:
this shit is bananas
Good things also happens in threes:
1) To kick start the year, I had the incredible pleasure to meet George and Dominique Falla from Typism. As a last minute surprise, Bobby Haiqalsyah came to give me (literally) a couple of hands to film my online class for the upcoming #typismsummit. Thanks to the Typism community, I met Nikita Prokhorov a great designer from Brooklyn who creates amazing ambigrams;
2) My special Brush Calligraphy weekend workshop with Carla Hackett at Rotson Studios is sold out;
3) And on day 10 of 2017, I’m on my way to the airport to join Filipe and Lauren Vilitati for their up-coming Fijian wedding. Next twelve days mean holidays to me!
Style: Neuland calligraphy.
MATERIALS
→ Bamboo pen
→ Liquid watercolours

Post number #66:
fresh shit
Watching the Williams sisters, Federer and Nadal at the Australian Open, makes me think about the value of hard work, focus and tenacity.
I tend to think about my age, and use it as an excuse for not doing shit… Well, I’ve taught a good lesson this week.
Style: ruling pen calligraphy.
MATERIALS
→ Ruling pen

Post number #67:
IT IS NOT THE SHIT THAT MATTERS, IT IS THE PROCESS
Rebooting the system and launching back-to-school mode.
Style: Neuland calligraphy.
MATERIALS
→ Bamboo pen
→ Silver gouache paint

Post number #68:
warming the shit up
Let love win in 2017. This post is dedicated to my very good friend Carlos Garcia, who’s always been there for me.
Style:
Green Fairy Font Family.
MATERIALS
→ Glyphs App

Post number #69:
WHAT IS THIS SHIT & WHERE CAN I GET SOME?
Style: Neuland calligraphy.
MATERIALS
→ Brause 3mm broad nib
→ Liquid watercolours
→ Walnut ink

Post number #70:
PUBLIC THAT SHIT
Back at the studio again having fun. Post dedicated to Alphabettes.
Style: Hand lettering and calligraphy capitals.
MATERIALS
→ Nikko G pointed flexible nib
→ Walnut ink

Post number #71:
THIS IS THE BEST SHIT EVER
It’s only taken me ten years and six months but finally, in March 2017, I became Australian and it feels so good!
Style: Hand lettering.
MATERIALS
→ Pentel Touch Sign Brush Pen
→ Mechanical pencil
→ Sharpie fine liner
Post number #72:
HOLY SHIT
I’m forty and I’m totally OK with it.
It’s all happening this month of March! After my Aussie citizenship, now I get to enter a new decade and I’ll be using my Shit Series to go through any mid-life crisis that comes along my way.
Style: Brush pen calligraphy.
MATERIALS
→ Pentel Touch Sign Brush Pen

Post number #73:
don't chicken out, chicken shit
Thanks to the contribution of my dear friend
Troy Leinster.
MATERIALS
→ Sharpie markers

Post number #74:
SHIT HOT AUSSIE ASS
Thanks to the contribution of Megan Cain.
Style: Copperplate calligraphy.
MATERIALS
→ Nikko G pointed flexible nib
→ Oblique pen holder
→ Canson watercolour 300gsm paper

Post number #75:
you think you are king shit
Thanks to the contribution of the amazing Lara Captan. See the animation of this piece here.
Style: Script brush pen calligraphy
MATERIALS
→ Pentel Touch Sign Brush Pen
The Shit Series: Part 3
PROJECT BACKGROUND
The Shit Series is a personal project that kick started by my fascination with language and all the colloquial ways Aussies use the word shit.
Since its infancy back in January 2016, this series have grown through organic collaboration and using calligraphy, hand lettering, vector lettering and typography.
The inspiration behind these series is my Catalan Christmas celebrations. On Christmas Eve in Catalonia, we celebrate the “caga tió” (Christmas log that shits presents). We also feature the “caganer” (the shitter) in our Christmas nativity scene.
With this project I'm building a cultural bridge between my two homes, while using each popular saying as a biographical mirror of how I feel on each given day.
My Shit Series have taught me a lot of Australian slang. Check out the entire project, the inspiration behind each post and the tools I have used to create them; Good shit guaranteed!

