The Shit Series | Part 3

The Shit Series | Part 2: FROM Post 51 TO Post 75

Elegant black calligraphy on white paper reads:

Post number #51:

That’s the best damn shit that ever happened

This post is about me feeling clearly very optimistic, as I was thinking “election day has finally arrived and Hilary will cruise along”… Wrong!

Style: Italic calligraphy.

MATERIALS

→ 3mm and 1.5mm Brause broad nib
→ Walnut ink
A person posing against a gray wall wearing a black t-shirt printed with repeated white text reading

Post number #52:

shitism

This post is about my feelings after learning the news from the US elections. “I can’t believe that we are going to put up with Trump’s SHITISM for the next 4 years”.

Style: Brush pen calligraphy
Model: Julia Sturn

MATERIALS

→ Daiso brush pen
Calligraphy written in blue ink on a white background, reading

Post number #53:

bored shitless

Style: Brush pen calligraphy.

MATERIALS

→ Pentel Aquash Brush Pen
Handwritten calligraphy in reddish-brown ink repeats the phrase

Post number #54:

dumb as dog shit

This post is about making a statement of what I consider my calligraphy philosophy: “Learn the rules like a pro, so you can break them like an artist” Pablo Picasso.

Style: Modern Copperplate calligraphy

MATERIALS

→ Pilot Parallel Pen 6mm
→ Liquid watercolours.
Elegant, brown calligraphy on a white background spelling out the word

Post number #55:

SHEEEEIT

This post is about me feeling extremely happy having my last five calligraphy workshops of 2016 sold out!

Style: Copperplate calligraphy.

MATERIALS

→ Nikko G pointed flexible pen
→ Walnut ink
A fan of colorful square cards against a white background, featuring the red top card with the text

Post number #56:

have a shit hot xmas

Sometimes you seek for inspirations, and other times inspiration finds you. Nearly a year ago, my partner and I were driving to Lakes Entrace and we bumped into a huge message on the side of the road. We stopped the car and I took a couple of photographs.

I didn’t know that I was just a few weeks away from starting “The Shit Series”, neither that I was going to end up writing 50+ posts about it.

Style: Fraktur calligraphy.

MATERIALS

→ 3mm Brause broad nib
→ Liquid watercolours
Copper-colored calligraphy arranged in a circle reads:

Post number #57:

You can’t spell for shit

Style: Copperplate calligraphy

MATERIALS

→ Nikko G pointed flexible nib
→ Walnut ink
→ Liquid watercolours
A calligraphy pen tip sits below elegant, hand-lettered text reading

Post number #58:

SHITTIE

Last week I was revisiting my post number 52 (Shitism) and I asked my studio buddy Chloe if there was a grammatical rule to determined when a word ends on “ie” or “y”… Normal questions that arise after almost sixty posts on the same subject.

Chloe told me that the standard way to say it, in this case, was “shitty”… So I redid my post and sent it to Das Automat to get a t-shirt for myself for Christmas!

Chloe also told me about the meaning of shittie. Google it if you, like me, have no idea what is this about… It cannot get any classier!

Style: Copperplate calligraphy.

MATERIALS

→ Nikko G pointed flexible nib
→ Walnut ink
→ Liquid watercolours
Hand-drawn sketches of the phrase

Post number #59:

shitting bricks

This post is literally me freaking out as I almost missed a really important appointment in my life. Great news coming up in the next months!

Style: Hand lettering.

MATERIALS

→ Bamboo pen
→ Liquid watercolours
→ Canson Watercolour paper 300gsm
A calligraphy piece on white paper reads

Post number #60:

I DO HAVE TIME FOR THIS SHIT

This quote is inspired by the great and generous Nicole Phillips @typographher and her recent blog post about my Shit Series. You can check it out here.

Style: Neuland calligraphy.

MATERIALS

→ Bamboo pen
→ Walnut ink
→ Liquid watercolours
A black calligraphy pen lies on white paper inscribed with

Post number #61:

THE SHITTER

A Caganer — or “the shitter” — is a small figurine of a person squatting down with lowered pants shitting. They have been around since the 17th century and can often be found hiding in an obscure corner of a Nativity scene.
The figurines originally became popular among farmers who believed that the caganer’s “offerings” would make the soil rich and productive for the coming year.

The “Association of Friends of the Caganer” states that the figures were meant to add “a human side to the representation of the mystery of Christmas.”

Wikipedia also mentions how the Caganer might represent “the equality of all people” because “everyone defecates”.
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Nowadays, young children in Catalonia still play a Where’s-Waldo-like game that involves searching for the Caganer in the nativity scene arrangement. You can read more about it here.

Style: Brush pen calligraphy.

MATERIALS

→ Tombow brush pen
Handwritten calligraphy in red and green ink reads

Post number #62:

WHAT A LOG OF SHIT

The “Caga tió” is a Christmas log that shits presents and is sold all over Catalonia in supermarkets and Christmas markets. The Christmas log is a tree stump standing on stick legs with a very happy painted face. It is “fed” sweets and candy, pampered and cared for by children starting from the 8th December, and ending on Christmas Eve on 24th December.

On that night, the Caga Tió log is put very close to the fireplace. The children sing the “Caga Tió” song to get the log to “poo” some presents. The song ends with a final load cry of “Caga Tió!” which is the imperative tense of the verb “shit log!!”

Generally, the presents pooped out by the log are candy, sweets and maybe a few gifts. The bulk of Christmas presents for children in Spain are delivered on 6th January by the Three Kings on Kings Day (6th January), not by Santa on Christmas Day.

Style: Brush pen calligraphy.

MATERIALS

→ Faber Castell brush pens
A gold-ink calligraphy note reading

Post number #63:

SORTING MY SHIT OUT

My Christmas celebrations in Australia consists of spending quality time with my partner.

Rob and I usually leave Melbourne and spend the Christmas break on our own. We prepare Bloody Mary drinks every morning and reflect on how the year went for both of us. I am a big fan of mapping out our calendar year and setting our goals.

This post is about being back at the office today feeling great, cleaning my desk, backing up my files and sorting my shit out.

Style: Script brush pen calligraphy.

MATERIALS

→ Pentel Sign Brush Pen
Close-up of a page filled with the handwritten phrase

Post number #64:

THIS SHIT IS IMPORTANT TO ME

Working on personal projects is very important to me. Today I spent my day at Rotson Studios having fun on my own. I always try to keep a balance between client work and self-generated projects: it keeps me happy and sane.

Style: Script brush pen calligraphy.

MATERIALS

→ Pentel Touch Sign Brush Pen
Text reading

Post number #65:

this shit is bananas

Good things also happens in threes:

1) To kick start the year, I had the incredible pleasure to meet George and Dominique Falla from Typism. As a last minute surprise, Bobby Haiqalsyah came to give me (literally) a couple of hands to film my online class for the upcoming #typismsummit. Thanks to the Typism community, I met Nikita Prokhorov a great designer from Brooklyn who creates amazing ambigrams;

2) My special Brush Calligraphy weekend workshop with Carla Hackett at Rotson Studios is sold out;

3) And on day 10 of 2017, I’m on my way to the airport to join Filipe and Lauren Vilitati for their up-coming Fijian wedding. Next twelve days mean holidays to me!

Style: Neuland calligraphy.

MATERIALS

→ Bamboo pen
→ Liquid watercolours
White handwritten text on a dark blue background reads:

Post number #66:

fresh shit

Watching the Williams sisters, Federer and Nadal at the Australian Open, makes me think about the value of hard work, focus and tenacity.

I tend to think about my age, and use it as an excuse for not doing shit… Well, I’ve taught a good lesson this week.

Style: ruling pen calligraphy.

MATERIALS

→ Ruling pen
Hand holding a black paper with the white text:

Post number #67:

IT IS NOT THE SHIT THAT MATTERS, IT IS THE PROCESS

Rebooting the system and launching back-to-school mode.

Style: Neuland calligraphy.

MATERIALS

→ Bamboo pen
→ Silver gouache paint
A hand fans out colorful greeting cards, the top one reading

Post number #68:

warming the shit up

Let love win in 2017. This post is dedicated to my very good friend Carlos Garcia, who’s always been there for me.

Style: Green Fairy Font Family.

MATERIALS

→ Glyphs App
Text art on white paper reading,

Post number #69:

WHAT IS THIS SHIT & WHERE CAN I GET SOME?

Style: Neuland calligraphy.

MATERIALS

→ Brause 3mm broad nib
→ Liquid watercolours
→ Walnut ink
The words

Post number #70:

PUBLIC THAT SHIT

Back at the studio again having fun. Post dedicated to Alphabettes.

Style: Hand lettering and calligraphy capitals.

MATERIALS

→ Nikko G pointed flexible nib
→ Walnut ink
Calligraphy on paper reading

Post number #71:

THIS IS THE BEST SHIT EVER

It’s only taken me ten years and six months but finally, in March 2017, I became Australian and it feels so good!

Style: Hand lettering.

MATERIALS

→ Pentel Touch Sign Brush Pen
→ Mechanical pencil
→ Sharpie fine liner

Post number #72:

HOLY SHIT

I’m forty and I’m totally OK with it.

It’s all happening this month of March! After my Aussie citizenship, now I get to enter a new decade and I’ll be using my Shit Series to go through any mid-life crisis that comes along my way.

Style: Brush pen calligraphy.

MATERIALS

→ Pentel Touch Sign Brush Pen
Two brown paper gift bags tied with pink ribbons, printed with black and red

Post number #73:

don't chicken out, chicken shit

Thanks to the contribution of my dear friend Troy Leinster.

MATERIALS

→ Sharpie markers
Elegant green calligraphy on white paper reads

Post number #74:

SHIT HOT AUSSIE ASS

Thanks to the contribution of Megan Cain.
Style: Copperplate calligraphy.

MATERIALS

→ Nikko G pointed flexible nib
→ Oblique pen holder
→ Canson watercolour 300gsm paper
Hand holding a pen, illustrating elegant black calligraphy on white paper that reads

Post number #75:

you think you are king shit

Thanks to the contribution of the amazing Lara Captan. See the animation of this piece here.

Style: Script brush pen calligraphy

MATERIALS

→ Pentel Touch Sign Brush Pen

The Shit Series: Part 3

PROJECT BACKGROUND

The Shit Series is a personal project that kick started by my fascination with language and all the colloquial ways Aussies use the word shit.


Since its infancy back in January 2016, this series have grown through organic collaboration and using calligraphy, hand lettering, vector lettering and typography.


The inspiration behind these series is my Catalan Christmas celebrations. On Christmas Eve in Catalonia, we celebrate the “caga tió” (Christmas log that shits presents). We also feature the “caganer” (the shitter) in our Christmas nativity scene.


With this project I'm building a cultural bridge between my two homes, while using each popular saying as a biographical mirror of how I feel on each given day.


My Shit Series have taught me a lot of Australian slang. Check out the entire project, the inspiration behind each post and the tools I have used to create them; Good shit guaranteed!


post 51 - post 75

51. That’s the best damn shit that ever happened
52. Shitism
53. Bored shitless
54. Dumb as dog shit
55. Sheeeeit
56. Have a shit hot Xmas
57. You can’t spell for shit
58. Shittie
59. Shitting bricks
60. I do have time for this shit
61. The Shitter
62. What a log of shit
63. Sorting my shit out
64. This shit is important to me
65. Shit happens in threees
66. I’m not too old for this shit
67. It is not the shit that matters, it is the process
68. Love you shit loads
69. What’s shit, and where can I get some?
70. Publish that shit
71. This is the best shit ever!
72. Holy shit!
73. Bloody good shit mate!
74. Shit hot, Aussie ass
75. Same Shit, Different Day

Services

Calligraphy
Lettering
Art & creative direction

Industries

Visual communication
Personal branding

Credits

Client: Self-generated project